i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Just invented taco cereal.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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