i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Are these your boobs on my camera?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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