Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
i am craving dick and cupcakes
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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