WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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