Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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