Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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