In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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