i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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