He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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