Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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