Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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