Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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