drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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