just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
This baby is an asshole
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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