I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
The adults are the big ones right?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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