; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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