i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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