Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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