My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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