the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
My ass is underappreciated
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
