the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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