I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
