Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
