She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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