i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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