Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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