K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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