we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
