# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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