i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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