We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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