She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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