so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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