Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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