they need to just BURY HIM!
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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