BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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