i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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