My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
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