just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
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