his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
What a dumb baby whore.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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