gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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