i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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