my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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