He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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