hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Randomize