just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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