I hate your face
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Boobs speak an international language.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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