You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
now i know why i became what i already was.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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