Joe is yelling at the trees again.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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