yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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