big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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