I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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