I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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