He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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