for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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